Sunday, June 26, 2016

I Challenge You To A Banana Duel - Parking Spot Note

That moment when someone is parked so far over the line in your car's parking spot that you have to assume they are trying to fight you for it.  Or maybe you two have just squared off in that parking lot moment where you are both going for the same spot.  You know what we mean... the dance where you each think you got there first...  Whichever situation it is, enter the Banana Duel parking note:  'I see you are prepared to fight for my parking spot!  I shall fight you to the death!  Ok, not really, but stop parking so bad!!'
That moment when someone is parked so far over the line in your car's parking spot that you have to assume they are trying to fight you for it.  Or maybe you two have just squared off in that parking lot moment where you are both going for the same spot.  You know what we mean... the dance where you each think you got there first...

Whichever situation it is, enter the Banana Duel parking note:

'I see you are prepared to fight for my parking spot!  I shall fight you to the death!  Ok, not really, but stop parking so bad!!'


Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Meet Drivin' Me Nuts!

Meet Drivin' Me Nuts!  (hopefully you like the name!)

Drivin' Me Nuts was created out of shear frustration... something we ALL experience on occasion.  It happened to me twice in a 20 minute period while running errands.  People parking next to me like an asshole (excuse the language... but don't act like you don't get parking rage).

For a second I considered writing the second jerk a note (the first was still in their car, so I did my best to huff and puff to make sure he new I was annoyed without confronting him.  Sorry I'm not ready to die)... until I remembered I had no paper or a pen.  So I thought to myself, I wish I just had some notes handy in my car's glove box or console.  The thought turned in to a mission to start a company, and Drivin' Me Nuts was born.

While still in it's beginning stages, Drivin' Me Nuts offers cute, funny, and sometimes mean little items to leave for your parking mates.  You know, the selfish, lazy, and stupid people who just can't seem to park between the lines... usually invading your car's personal space.

Here are just a few of the styles of parking notes currently available.

While they are only on the Drivin' Me Nuts Zazzle shop for now, you will soon be able to purchase to mix up different combinations for a pack.

They are great presents for new drivers, birthday presents, gag gifts (hey white elephant!), and for that surly road-rager in your life.

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My 103 Year Old Granny Drives Better Than You

Just a fun note this time for the people you see out there who park poorly or if you happen to catch them driving like crap.  'My 103 year old granny drives better than you.' print features a granny illustration and some crazy font.  Customize the background color if you'd like.  Leave them a funny note on their windshield with parking notes by Drivin' Me Nuts!Just a fun note this time for the people you see out there who park poorly or if you happen to catch them driving like crap.

'My 103 year old granny drives better than you.' print features a granny illustration and some crazy font.

Customize the background color if you'd like.

Leave them a funny note on their windshield with parking notes by Drivin' Me Nuts!

No offense to the old lady drivers out there by the way!  If you can still drive well, then YAY!

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Were You Handcuffed When You Parked?

For that person who parked so diagonally next to you that you can barely even get in your car, or well, anyone who just plain sucks at parking.  This cool black and white rustic handcuff print with 'prison font' on it saying:   'I can only assume you had your hands cuffed behind your back when you parked your car.'  Honestly, parking really isn't that difficult is it?
For that person who parked so diagonally next to you that you can barely even get in your car, or well, anyone who just plain sucks at parking.  This cool black and white rustic handcuff print with 'prison font' on it saying:

'I can only assume you had your hands cuffed behind your back when you parked your car.'

Honestly, parking really isn't that difficult is it?  Get some cuffs to stock in your car for the jerks you meet out there in the parking lot!


Toilet Paper Roll - Piece of Shit Parking Job

A silly parking note print featuring a faux toilet paper roll.    'Maybe you can use this for that piece of shit parking job you did.'    Because really, on top of the horrible job they did parking their car, they are probably also a pice themselves. : (    Print is available in turquoise and pink options! You can even customize your background color if you want.
A silly parking note print featuring a faux toilet paper roll.

'Maybe you can use this for that piece of shit parking job you did.'

Because really, on top of the horrible job they did parking their car, they are probably also a pice themselves. : (

Print is available in turquoise and pink options! You can even customize your background color if you want.

Shop a variety of items on the Drivin' Me Nuts store.

Why you bad park? - Poor English Parking Note

Why you bad park? - Poor English Parking Note
Isn't it just great when you get that incoherent parking note left on your car?  When you are not sure it is even English... or even worse, you spend 20 minutes trying to just figure out what on earth it says?!?!

Enter the 'Why you bad park? No ticket!  I have for son dealer plate! You ok? Screw you guy!  OKAY!  Park on my privates again? NO!!  - Bad Park You.' parking note.

No it doesn't make sense, and that is part of the fun!  Pass on the crazy and give to someone who parked horribly next to you.

Available in a variety of items including mugs, postcards, business cards, shirts and more!

Shop at the Drivin' Me Nuts shop.

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Do Everyone A Favor And Take A Taxi

Whether you are stuck driving next to them on the road, or they are just the worst parker ever (insert your own issue... parked over the line, diagonally, in an imaginary spot, etc.), here is a parking note you can leave for that person.    'Do everyone a favor and take a taxi from now on.'    Let them know they are so bad at driving that we would all be much safer on the road if they weren't driving themselves around.Whether you are stuck driving next to them on the road, or they are just the worst parker ever (insert your own issue... parked over the line, diagonally, in an imaginary spot, etc.), here is a parking note you can leave for that person.

'Do everyone a favor and take a taxi from now on.'

Whether you are stuck driving next to them on the road, or they are just the worst parker ever (insert your own issue... parked over the line, diagonally, in an imaginary spot, etc.), here is a parking note you can leave for that person.    'Do everyone a favor and take a taxi from now on.'    Let them know they are so bad at driving that we would all be much safer on the road if they weren't driving themselves around.








Let them know they are so bad at driving that we would all be much safer on the road if they weren't driving themselves around.

Available in two styles, the New York Taxi and the Taxi Illustrated Print.